Things are today looking bleak for Scottish Labour leader, Iain Gray. Upstaged by "SKULL" MURPHY at the Labour conference in Brighton and stupidly being absent from F.M.Q. s at Holyrood, where he was upstaged by Johann, "ugly" Lamont, his deputy.
Now, WORST OF ALL, after both POL POT and HITLER claimed to be better known, former Libthingy Leader, MING, "I'M DEID AND NO-ONE'S TOLD ME ", CAMPBELL, also claims to be better KNOWN and MORE POPULAR!
It is reported that his friend and ally, Gordon Brown told the Daily Record, "I'm worried for Iain, but I'm going to KEEP AN EYE on the situation to see if it develops. That is if I don't have to go for more operations and THE DRUGS hold me together and by the way, FUCK THE SUN!