Thursday, 8 October 2009

ENGLISH TORIES COPY SNP'S DRINKS PLAN

THE SORRY RESULT OF GETTING PISHED!


  • Tax on off-licences and bars selling alcohol late at night
  • £1.50 tax hike on alcopops and £1.33 on strong beer
  • Ban on supermarkets selling alcohol below cost price
  • Communities given right of veto over drink licences
  • SOUNDS VERY LIKE THE SNP'S PLANS.

JINGS, CRIVVENS, HELP MA BOAB, WHAT WILL FAT FRUMP GOLDIE SAY NOW!

8 comments:

The Young Oligarch said...

Leave Annabel alane !

She's the Establishment's pantomime tame Tory .

Now , Mr. McLetchie ... he was beginning to tell it like it was .

Gigits said...

Fuck all these Authoritarian bastards!

I want out of this shit hole, I'm going someplace where I can drink and smoke myself to death in peace and not pay a fucking fortune for the privilege!

banned said...

And Labour promising to get tough on 24 hour drinking, like they didn't bring it in in the first place: twats.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Y.O. she's a big useless self important Twat. Imagine shagging her. Euch! Now Maggie Thatcher in her day. Imagine her giving you a BJ with that hoity toity voice, "Now D.L., I am going to suck yoiu off, but you must promise not to pull out and ejaculate on my face as I don't want any of your cumsy-wumsy in my hair, as I got a televised speech later and don't have time to get Gretel to wash it". Top Totty.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Gigits, I think you might find the Vodka and Paracetamol combo is very satisfactory as a short term solution. If you want to go for the cirrocis of the liver route, sustained amounts of cheap cider and vodka are better.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, it's just a British thing. We like to get pished out of our brains. Fuck this "continental" shite of having a glass or two of wine with a meal. Give me 3 bottles for starters before I go onto the Cognac.

The Young Oligarch said...

You are a truly sick individual , DL .
Hopefully you will not be making a cinematic version of your disgusting fantasy .
It would not beat "Sarah Pailin Meets Joe The Plumber" as a political drama , though .

Not that I've ever watched that , you understand .

Dark Lochnagar said...

Aye, she would have given a great BJ in her day, Y.O.

I also had a fancy for that Jewish bird that said the eggs were infected with Sam and Ella, but that cunt Major got in there first.