Monday, 26 October 2009

DOGS MADE TO POSE IN UNNATURAL POSITIONS FOR YOGA CALENDAR




Several species of DOGS were made to pose in unnatural positions for a new calendar outlining the benefits of YOGA.
AN R.S.P.C.A. spokesmen told Dark Lochnagar, "this is cruel and you can see the anguish etched on the faces of the dogs which were forced to take part. If we find the fucker that brought out this calendar, we're going to get a fucking big Doberman to bite them in the balls or if it is a woman, the fanny. We won't stand for this type of behaviour, fuck me, before you know where you are, some oriental fuckers will be eating them!"

21 comments:

Lord Ring of Foy said...

I don't know about anybody else but I'm getting a bit of a stiffy.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

The dog in the bigger pic looks like it's scraping it's arse on the carpet. Has it got worms?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Your Lordship. You're obviously a fucking pervert!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rab, no that is the wiping my arse on the carpet yoga position. Saves on paper.

Gigits said...

Apparently, the bastards killed up to thirty five dogs per photo, before getting exactly the right snap.

Barking mad.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Gigits, was that an average or the exact number?

banned said...

R.S.P.C.A. spokesperson needs to stay with the Agenda, His fucking Doberman is creating as much climate Calamity as a Renault Espace and needs to be culled, NOW ! to save Tuvalu.

Dark Lochnagar said...

"Tuvalu" is that a typo banned or am I being obtuse?

Tcheuchter said...

My Doberman used to love doing the yoga. He found it calmed him down after he'd heard of the latest idiocy emanating from the RSPCA

Dark Lochnagar said...

Tcheuchter, I too love this position as shown in the larger photo. It has fuck all to do with the RSPCA however, I just have an itchy arsehole. I find though that sometimes I drag my scrotum on the carpet which gets kinda caught underneath my arse which is fucking sore.

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