Several species of DOGS were made to pose in unnatural positions for a new calendar outlining the benefits of YOGA.
AN R.S.P.C.A. spokesmen told Dark Lochnagar, "this is cruel and you can see the anguish etched on the faces of the dogs which were forced to take part. If we find the fucker that brought out this calendar, we're going to get a fucking big Doberman to bite them in the balls or if it is a woman, the fanny. We won't stand for this type of behaviour, fuck me, before you know where you are, some oriental fuckers will be eating them!"