Monday, 5 October 2009

DISGRACED MINISTER COMMITS SUICIDE!

A former Japanese finance minister who resigned after appearing to be drunk in public was found dead in his home yesterday. I BET AT FIRST YOU THOUGHT I WAS WRITING ABOUT ONE OF OUR FUCKWITS. NO CHANCE!



Shoichi Nakagawa was lying face down in bed when his wife discovered him, according to a spokesman for Tokyo police. Investigators have ruled out foul play, but would not comment on the possibility of suicide. Mr Nakagawa, who was 56, caused uproar when he appeared to slur his words and looked drowsy at a news conference during a meeting of Group of Seven financial leaders in Rome in February.

In Japan, suicide has traditionally been seen as an honourable way out when someone has brought shame on himself and family.


Could you imagine if our bunch of CORPULENT, CORRUPT, INCOMPETENT CRIMINALS were Japanese and did the same? FUCK ME, there would have to be fresh elections every THREE MONTHS!

10 comments:

Gigits said...

Brown has fell on a sword from time to time.

Shame it was a pork sword.

thank goodness for small mercies said...

After watching Bridge over the River Kwai I'm glad old slanty eyes topped himself. The fuckers dad was probably one of the twats who tortured our boys. Stick their Sony stereos up their bums. And their 32 inch digital and freeview ready tv's up their japseye.

Barking Spider said...

Fresh elections every WEEK with our shower, DL!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Gigits, nothing would suprise me about these fuckers. That Sarah's a braw big woman too. Must be 20 years younger than him the way she keeps on producing weans.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Small mercies, his father seemingly topped himself as well when he was 57 so you could be right. He was probably that arsehole who took everyone to the cooler.

Dark Lochnagar said...

We could just keep the polling booths open on a permanent basis. Mind you the kids would never get to school!!

Shades Of Ansel said...

There's no chance of it happening here.For a start off,you have to have HONOUR and RESPECT to loose,something our cunts wouldn't understand in a zillion years.When you have betrayed your honour and respect,you do the honourable thing and fuck yourself up for the final time.Our slimey cunts would just LIE more.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Ansel, you're right, but the thing is that 20-30 years ago they would have. Ok committing fucking Hari-Kari is a bit extreme but at least you could fucking resign!

banned said...

What Ansel says, you could leave Gordon in a room with some whisky and a revolver and he's shoot the Nokia.

Dark Lochnagar said...

I doubt if the incompetent bastard could shoot his load!