Thursday, 17 September 2009

WOULD YOU PAY £2M FOR A GUB LIKE THIS!

JOCELYN WILDENSTEIN

The woman above, a "socialite", has paid in excess of £2million for face lifts. Although she is 63, she looks 20 years older and for a much smaller amount I could have stoated her on the gub with a hot iron and it would have had the same effect.


FUCK ME!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

old leatherback turtle would be more shaggable.

Dark Lochnagar said...

And wouldn't have such a dry fanny.

Dr Hillary said...

She'll be needing a JCB for her next facelift.
Be like shagging a clowns pocket.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

She looks like someone set fire to her face and then put it out with a hammer...

arsesholes are Brown said...

Who the fuck dug up Jade Goody ?

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Who the fuck dug up Jade Goody ?

That's the funniest thing I have read for ages!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Is she still dead? Fuck me she must be losing weight! Jack will be pleased.