Saturday, 26 September 2009

TWO PEOPLE WANT TO PISS ON JIM MURPHY!

Analysing the results of my recent poll which has just closed, "WHO WOULD YOU PISS ON IF THEY WERE ON FIRE"? TWO PEOPLE said it would be their intention to PISS ON, JIM MURPHY and even more BIZARRELY, somebody said they would PISS ON GORDON BROWN.


Would these three (or possibly two or even one voting more than once), please own up, as the rest of us would like to know who they are?

12 comments:

All Seeing Eye said...

TheEye was definitely a None Of This Bunch'o'Wankers voter.

Seek elsewhere for the twisted ones.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Tyey will be found eye!

Wardog said...

I will raise a hand and admit I'd piss on Jimmy Lang Shanks.....

Mrs Murphy said...

I volunteered to piss on Jim.

sarah brown said...

I voted to piss on Gordon to put out his fire.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Mrs Murpy, I could believe that you piss on Jim as I have it on good authority from Big Sadie in the flats in E.K. that he is into watersports.

Mrs Brown, don't be so fucking stupid. Gordy as we both know has never been on fire!

sarah brown said...

" Mrs Brown, don't be so fucking stupid. Gordy as we both know has never been on fire! "



DL, You wouldn't say that if you had seen him shoot his muck up Mandy's bum !
He was sweating like a rugmuncher in a fuckin fishmongers. His glass eye near popped out of his head !

Dark Lochnagar said...

Sarah, you are a mucky pup. In fact I think you are turning me on. What is wrong with your man he needs to go and see the Lord of the Rings? Are you not giving him enough in the sex dept.? Are his sexual demands overwhelming you? Is this why you are demeaning yourself with the Obamas? I think we should be told!

sarah brown said...

Gordon's a good ride but his breath always smells of Mandy's cock or ringpiece which is a bit offputting.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Sarah, now your turning me off talking about Mandy's privates. Tell us about your fanny!

sarah brown said...

My fanny is a bit of a ginger minger and Gordon isn't too keen on it. He uses it to store his glass eye overnight.
It keeps it moist and with Gordon being a control freak it allows him " to keep an eye on me " as he likes to say.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Does he insist on anal sex, the dirty Gordy bastard?