Monday 7 September 2009

"BROWN A NUT JOB" CLAIMS NO10 INSIDER

Is Gordon Brown still fit for office? A blog posted today by the journalist John Ward on his website notbornyesterday.org suggests that the PM may be in worse health than the public realise. He claims there are signs the PM is taking powerful drugs to control both depression and obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD).
Ward bases his hypothesis on a tip-off from a senior civil servant that Brown has recently been given a "long list of forbidden foods". The civil servant, who works regularly with the PM, told Ward that Brown had been banned from eating and drinking several specific things "because of the drugs he's on".
Top of the list of foods that Brown can no longer touch, the source told Ward, were cheese, Chianti and over-ripe avocados - which immediately rang alarm bells for Ward. "Every doctor in Britain would recognise these contra-indications instantly: for they are the great verbotens for people taking MAOI drugs."
MAOIs - which stands for Mono Amine Oxidase Inhibitors - are generally a last line of treatment for major depression, when other anti-depressant drugs have failed. They can also be very effective in treating OCD. But they are potentially extremely dangerous. If the patient eats or drinks the wrong thing, they can result in death – hence the PM's "long list of forbidden foods".



Whilst we wouldn't want Broonie to be carried from office by men in white coats, is it not time someone spoke to him quietly and got him FUCKING SECTIONED FOR THE GOOD OF THE COUNTRY?

6 comments:

send him some cheese said...

Chianti and avocados ? I've not got any of that but I think I'll post him a get well letter laced with some knobcheese.

CrazyDaisy said...

LOL!

RantinRab said...

I'm sending some dairylea triangles and buckie, (nearest thing I can find to Chianti round my way). As for an avocado, I'm sorry, as I'm Scottish I don't know what they are. Is it an animal?

Lauren Simcock said...

My ex has bi-polar/OCD.The meds she's on ( sodium valporate/prozac/carbamazopine ) would knock a fucking horse out ( she's considerably BIGGER than a horse ).How the fuck can he be running the country if he's doped up more than Pete Doherty.Although Brown is probably not Bi-Polar,medication used in OCD is usually strong,changing thought-patterns and behaviour ect,and is fucking scary to consider that Brown is 'running' the country on it.Still,it WOULD explain a lot,wouldn't it?

Dark Lochnagar said...

S.O.A. It would certainly explain the U turns like the recent one on Libya paying for IRA fatalities. He's certainly having a "crisis of confidence" to say the least.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Roberto, your showing your immature years. 35 years ago it was all the rage to go to a Berni Inn for Advocado Pear and Prawn Mayonaise followed by Sirloin Steak and Chips. Washed down with a bottle of Mateus Rose. Ah those were the days. You'd be guaranteed at least a swatch at their tits after that!