The Yanks must not be allowed to get their hands on CADBURY. KRAFT are CHEESE MANUFACTURERS FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
What can they know of the delights of a FLAKE in an overflowing bath. What about the man dressed in black swimming off shore, up to the yacht, all because the LADY LOVES MILKTRAY.
What about the SHEIK and his TURKISH DELIGHT!
I think it is that BASTARD in the FBI, Robert Mueller behind this takeover!
IT MUST NOT BE ALLOWED TO HAPPEN!
(My apologies for this story, slow newsday)!