Arsenal striker "GREASY BASTARD" EDUARDO should be banned for 2 seasons says former RANGERS LEGEND, KILLY FUCKWIT AND S.F.A. SUPREMO, Gordon Smith.
An incensed SMITH, who never took a dive in 20 years as a player despite having the nickname "DYING SWAN", felt that CELTIC could have gone on to beat Arsenal despite them losing 5-1 on aggregate.
"It's no fair, I've brought big changes to Scottish football since I got the job. I know Aberdeen got humped 8-1, Falkirk got beat from a team from Lichtenstein, Motherwell got annihilated and Rangers will get a doing, but big boys keep on doing it and running away!"
"Am goin to go to EUFA and make sure in future that Scottish teams get 3 goals of a start and then it'll no look so bad. Am trying ma best, no matter whit Jim 'bawbag' Trainor thinks."
"I predict we will qualify for the World Cup in Mexico, by winning our last two games against Macedonia and Holland. George Burley is my man and I know I only picked him because Ayr United has sacked him at one stage, but he is a God to the players".
Smith was last seen gesticulating wildly as the two men in white coats carried him to the padded van.