SCOTT LAST WEEK IN CROSS-DRESSING MODEThe LEADER OF THE LIBDEMS IN SCOTLAND has been charged with breaking into women's homes and stealing underwear. Tavish Scott, 48, known to his cross-dressing friends as TAVISH THE RAVISH, was charged on Monday by Shetland Police with three counts of burglary in connection with the missing garments. Female residents called in police after their underwear kept disappearing and one woman even installed a hidden camera in her bedroom.
The M.S.P. AND LEADER OF THE LIBDEMS will appear at Lerwick Magistrates' Court next month. A Shetland police spokesman said: "Tavish Scott has been charged with three counts of burglary in a dwelling in connection with incidents at addresses in Lerwick between January 1 and June 26 2009."
SCOTT was finally arrested when he tried to hold up the Bank of Scotland in Lerwick wearing a pair of stolen KNICKERS over his head AS A DISGUISE. The knickers belonged to a Ms Ina Tavistock, who unfortunately had been wearing the said knickers for a week before she had changed them and the SMELL OF RANCID PUSSY became to much for SCOTT and he started to MASTERBATE FURIOUSLY enabling bank staff to overpower him.
9 comments:
You've just put me off my tea!!
Excellent stuff DL.
I'm Chuffed Rab, it's no easy to put a Killy man aff his pies!
I only stay here mate, I'm a three towner boy originally! Nothing to brag about there, mind you...
lol
Rab, no if it's the three towns I think you mean, further up the coast.
DL,
LMAO!
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Sssshhhh! Don't tell anyone but I'm an Ardrossan boy originally!! We eat oor ain weans there....
I know my brother-in-law is from Ardrossan. Shaw by name, his family had a garage there years ago.
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