GORDON BROWN AND LIONEL RITCHIE TO CUT ALBUM

BROWN AND RITCHIE SHAKE HANDS AFTER SIGNING CONTRACT

Where has Gordon Brown been? That's what all of Britain is asking.

We can however exclusively REVEAL that he has been cutting a new album with 80's icon Lionel Ritchie, seen above with Brown.


Lionel is more commonly known by his nickname, 'Mabawsa', hence his name 'Mabawsa' Ritchie. He and "Cyclops" Brown have recorded a number of 70's and 80's favourites including, 'The house of the rising Yen', 'money, money, money, must be funny', ' Mandy', and 'Army Dreamers' by Kate Bush.


Their production company, Blair Fuckups are trying to arrange a tour of the G20 countries, but with their economies now picking up, they don't want JONAH BROON ANYWHERE NEAR THEM!