Have you seen this man who goes by the alias of ANTHONY BLAIR. He is wanted for WAR CRIMES and serial after dinner speaking for which he demands a huge amount of dosh. He may be taking the identity of a "MIDDLE EAST ENVOY" although he is known to be taking BACKHANDERS FROM THE ISRAELIS.
He may also be accompanied by a UGLY, SCOUSE BASTARD WITH A BIG YAPPY MOUTH.
This pair of CRIMINAL BASTARDS are DANGEROUS IF CORNERED. DO NOT APPROACH BUT INSTEAD RING THE CRIME STOPPERS NUMBER GIVEN ABOVE.