Sunday, 26 July 2009


Australia's oldest BROWN, SIR WAYNE BROUN, (82), has flown in to grab the record as the oldest FATHER at the EDINBURGH HOMECOMING GAMES.
'I've been creating children for many years' , said Sir Wayne 'and it is indeed a pleasure to be able to create a few more here in the Land of my Fathers'. His 'Fathers' were sent to Australia over three hundred and fifty years ago for SHEEPSHAGGING, but over the years their sexual preferences have been refined.
Sir Wayne's vacation continues next week in Norfolk, England, where he will watch an exhibition put on by the Norwich young Morris Dancers.
Any rumours that the Broun clan and the Gay Gordon Browns are related is purely a matter of Westminster gossip.


Dark Lochnagar said...

Montague, I have altered post, thanks for your constructive criticism. In my defence, I would say that I am of Clan Chattan, where the only good Broun is a dead Broun.

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