Well I have decided currently that is a LOAD OF SHITE.
SO WE ARE GOING FOR PLAN "B".
We are going to build 1200 new houses in England. Unfortunately we can't afford it as the Bank of England says we're FUCKED, ECONOMICALLY SPEAKING, (Alistair remind me to sack that KING BASTARD), so someone else will have to have money taken off their budget. Scotland for instance.
We are also going to finally increase the numbers of Teachers, Policemen, Solders, Traffic Wardens, Civil Servants etc., you get the gist. Again there is no money but Scotland will I am sure help.
In 2012 when Alistair says there might be some money we will also spend like fuck. NO CUTS FOR US. We know we won't get elected anyway. But if we do we can take some more money from the Scots.
OH SHITE, THE SCOTS WILL BE INDEPENDENT BY THEN, WE'LL NEED TO ASK THE I.M.F.!