Monday, 18 May 2009
SPEAKER'S GRANDCHILDREN ON GREEDY WEE BASTARDS COURSE
The speaker's Grandchildren have passed their EAT-AS-MUCH-AS-YOU-CAN-FOR-A-FIVER exam in a Burger Bar in SPRINGBURN.
Their father, who will inherit his father's constituency, when his father retires with his £1.4 million pension given by the taxpayer in thanks for his many years of unstained service to the country, passed a similar test at the same age.
Then, of course, he was required to eat a record number of FISH SUPPERS for an eight year old, managing nine before he passed out. This was washed down with 10 bottles of Tizer.
The prize was a pair of ANTIQUE CANDLESTICKS, kindly donated by a sycophant taxpayer.
The kids were later taken to YORKHILL SICK CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL to get their SHITEY NAPPIES CHANGED.