Tuesday, 19 May 2009

LADYBOY "RANSEN" LOOKALIKE TO BE MP

ESTHER "LADYBOY" RANTZEN TO STAND FOR PARLIAMENT

It is widely reported tonight that a ESTHER RANTZEN LADYBOY IMPERSONATOR is to stand for Parliament at the next General Election in the GLENROTHES CONSTITUENCY.

The current MP is Lindsay Roy, a balding KARIOKE SINGER.

Esther is livid that Mr Roy, who was elected on a "SAVE THE POST OFFICE" ticket, has not signed an early day motion along with 16 other LABOUR MPS, condemning the Government's privatisation plans.

"I don't know a lot about it", she coo-ed, "but MR MANDELSON SAYS HE'LL FILL ME IN and the LORD FOULKES, says he'll teach me a thing or two if I send him a pair of SOILED KNICKERS AND A WEE PHOTIE"!

2 comments:

CrazyDaisy said...

DL,

Me thinks you gotta thing about Ladyboys.

Snaggy!

CD

Dark Lochnagar said...

Fuck me CD, now you've got me questioning my own sexuality!