Wednesday, 6 May 2009
SMITH AND HARMAN-MUD SLINGING
At a secret location last night, the Home Secretary Jacqui Smith and the Deputy Leader of the Liebour Party, HARRIET MARMAN, had a frantic MUD WRESTLE to see who is going to succeed our worst PM since the 12 year old PITT THE JUNIOR.
As we await the outcome, due to overdue mud-caking, DVDs of the contest as filmed by Jacqui's shamed husband, PORNO PETE, are available at all good SEX SHOPS and on the DEREK DRAPER WEBSITE, priced at £19.99. The nude version which includes a box of tissues can be purchased for the knocker down price of £3.99.
Next week's contest will be 10 times 3 minute rounds between, HAZEL "THE WEE YAPPY BASTARD" BLEARS AND JOHN "THE BRUISER" PRESCOTT.
SPEEDOS will be worn by both contestants.