Saturday, 23 May 2009

RASHID WINS 100 METRES FREESTYLE

RASHID MOHAMMED WINS 100 METRES FREESTYLE

SPORTS NEWS: The 100 metres freestyle at the ISLAMABAHAD SWIMMING COMPETITION was today won by a 12 year old swimmer, RASHID MOHAMMED.

His time of 1.23.10 was a new games record.

When asked if he had been practising long, he replied "No, I've just started swimming lessons, but there was a FUCKING THING WITH BIG TEETH CHASING ME".

THE THING later turned out to be a MR YASOUFF IBRAHAN who has been eating street urchins for many years.

The games continue tomorrow with the SUICIDE BOMBERS PLAY-OFF. Favourite in this section is Indira Patel who is 11 years old. Her appearance is in some doubt however, as she has been PRACTISING ALL WEEK.

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