A report in today's HEAVENLY HERALD reports that after only two days in Heaven, Jane has been nominated for eviction. (Sorry folks couldn't resist it)!
The Great Leader meantime has jetted off to South America to beg Brazil and Chile, (two economies in better shape than ours), to back him at the G20 talks in London. How pathetic can this Moron become. It shows what shite our economy is in, when the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom has to jet off 4500 miles to beg two former economic basket cases to back him for World Leader. Meanwhile the site of his last great speech, to the Scottish Labour Party, Dundee, has been captured by the SNP, who now are council leaders in 3 out of the 4 main Scottish cities. Well done Gordon, keep it up!