Police have arrested Muslim hate Cleric, Mohhamed Iqrabain El-Hadji, after he was videoed wiping his arse with pages of the bible.
Police in Leicester, say the Muslim hate cleric was seen to shout "Allah Qraqbar", (God Defecates), before squatting in the street and taking a crap. The vile Mullah then tore up a large bible and proceeded to wipe his big, brown arse shouting, "Allah Aaahbah", meaning "God tears my arse", as unfortunately in his excitement he had used his right hand instead of his left which has a very sharp hook on it.
Police are hoping to interview El-Hadji, who is currently in Leicester General Hospital as soon as they can make sense of what he is saying, over the moans.
