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| TWO BRITISH LADIES WHO 'LUNCH' |
The chief executive of Burger King has described English women as ugly and the food in the UK as "terrible".
Bernardo Hees, the global chief of the fast-food chain also said that "English women are not even good shags, all they want to do is suck your cock"!
A Burger King Double Whopper with cheese contains 950 calories, half of a woman's recommended daily calorie intake but Mr Hees, says "that a woman can eat two whoppers a day and unless the fat fucker has fries, she'll stay at a healthy weight.
A spokesman for Burger King insisted that Mr Hees comments had been taken out of context and that he was a 'Brazilian prick'. "At Burger King we like fat birds and certainly like ones with a bit of flesh on their bones not like those skinny bints you get on the Copacabana Beach. Personally I wouldn't shag one of them with yours, mate", he added before being hooked.
What do you think lads is your bird a minger or do you have the choice from the internet? Did you pick her from a catalogue? Did you actually meet her somewhere and you're eyes met across the room? Is she an ugly bastard? Girls, is you man a handsome creature like me or is he an ugly bastard? Anonymous comments, welcome!
14 comments:
Give credit where its due DL.
Princess Bea has slimmed down slightly since that photo of her in the red lingerie was taken.
I suppose a comment about two large McMuffins would be in poor taste?
Banned, You are the one that is mistaken, mon ami. This person spend some time at the uni of Warwick and this was where he gleaned his opinions from. Sorry, but if he had been talking about Scots, you would certainly have heard me!
Publes, actually I quite like a rotund figure but not ugly with it!
Budvers, Christ if that's your lass, it's no wonder you spend so much time on here! :)
Clarindas, is that with fries to go?
Mr DL ... no, it's a 'sit in' with a McFlurry for afters.
Clarindas, would you be wanting some BBQ lubesauce with that?
I wouldn't climb over her to get to the other one.
Smokers, by the time you climbed over her, you wouldn't be fit for either of them!
Is that Vanessa Feltz on the left hand side DL? Lovely Jubbly. The old jokes are the best. Fart and give us a clue. lol. Or roll her in flour and fuck the bit that's wet.
Stephen.
Stephen, I always think the old ones are the best. It's the only ones I know. Nice to see you've come out! What happened to Bugs Bunny?
DL. It's because I remembered my password at long last lol. Might need to remember the other one to get my my Bugsbunny one as well.
What did you think of the last First Minsters Question Time in Parliament this afternoon DL? Cocntrast Annabel's honesty with Ian Gray's usual Labour Pish.
Stephen.
He's right they are also drunk loudmouth slags with too much to say
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