Letters have surfaced in Germany proving that the World War Two spy who inspired the hero the the Oscar-winning film The English Patient was no womaniser but a gay man in love with a young soldier called Hans Entholt.
So the 'so called', woman shagger, was actually a homosexual, paedophile Nazi. That won't suit those STRAIGHT, HETERO BASTARDS! In a week filled with tales of HOMOSEXUAL, PAEDOPHILE PRIESTS that's got to be a positive gay story. HASN'T IT?
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"...confirming the long-time rumours about his sexuality."
So it's not exactly a bombshell then?
Blimey, the Mail will be outing Baden-Powell next though I always thought the title of his book was a bit of a giveaway.
"Scouting For Boys", quite so.
Banned, Shhh! I am trying to be homopositive here for my gay followers after they've been given a bit of a bashing. I was in the Scouts and I can quite categorally state that no bastard was pulling my toggle.
In the Scouts ?
What was wrang with the BB ?
Oli, us middle class Royalists, didnae go into the BBs. That was for Republican Socialists. ;-)
"Scouts"?
"Gay readership"?
Oh , aye ?
Oli, for fuck's sake. Lighten up! You've got to approach your femenine side sometimes. Don't be so straight laced and Presbyterian. Real men cry nowadays you know. It's allowed.
The only time I cried was when the council finally forced them to allow women into Tam Park's in Wishae Main Street .
An institution ruined !
Now they have flashing lights and dancing . You cannae get a decent pint of light and they've only got 2 types of whisky .
Progress ? Let me tell you about progress !
Oli, yes, but think you can now discuss periods, PMT and handbags between dances instead of fitba.
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