An amazing photograph, (above), of ADOLF HITLER as a baby has emerged from an archive of early German colour photography from 1897.
The pictures show a young Adolf, lovingly dressed by his mother in a STORM-TROOPER'S UNIFORM at the age of 18 months being GOOSESTEPPED out of his local KINDERGARTEN. Baby Adolf had been a bad boy that day, setting light to one of his playmates who happened to be JEWISH with some VULCAN matches his Papa had given him. Shortly before that the playful Adolf had eaten a Russian Girl's Lunch and taken a DUMP on a little FRENCH BOY who had recently joined the class.
He would have run amok entirely had not a plucky BRITISH LAD given him a 'BLOODY NOSE' whilst shouting, "TAKE THAT, FRITZ, YOU BOUNDER"!
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DL, I've just been quietly worded at by the Innapropriate Polizi who reckon that attempts to portray A. H*tl*r in an allegedly humourous context is not acceptable and that if I continue to be your mate I can expect the same treatment that you are going to get.
That pic of Adolf might be a fake as the first useful colour photographs weren't developed until 1907 by the Lumiere brothers in France. As usual a Scot did invent the first colour processes but they weren't widely available and were certainly too valuable to use for baby pics.
In 1861 James C. Maxwell, Cambridge professor of physics who is best known for his work in electromagnetism, took the world's first colour photograph of a tartan ribbon.
Banned, my friend we will bare our buttocks, gladly, awaiting the swish of their cat o' nine tails, shouting loudly, "FREEDOM FOR BLOGGERS"!
Institute, one is aware of what you speak as the Maxwell chappie was probably a relation of mine as my great, great, great grandfather did most of his best work , in a dark room and may have met the mother of MR Maxwell from which you may presume that my name may be Maxwell as well. That however is a closely guarded secret between a couple of choice bloggers and google. So that's me fucked then! Well when I say choice, they're not really that choice if the truth be told.
cool blog!
hehe love the pic! LOL!
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