ESTHER "LADYBOY" RANTZEN TO STAND FOR PARLIAMENTIt is widely reported tonight that a ESTHER RANTZEN LADYBOY IMPERSONATOR is to stand for Parliament at the next General Election in the GLENROTHES CONSTITUENCY.
The current MP is Lindsay Roy, a balding KARIOKE SINGER.
Esther is livid that Mr Roy, who was elected on a "SAVE THE POST OFFICE" ticket, has not signed an early day motion along with 16 other LABOUR MPS, condemning the Government's privatisation plans.
"I don't know a lot about it", she coo-ed, "but MR MANDELSON SAYS HE'LL FILL ME IN and the LORD FOULKES, says he'll teach me a thing or two if I send him a pair of SOILED KNICKERS AND A WEE PHOTIE"!
1 comment:
DL,
Me thinks you gotta thing about Ladyboys.
Snaggy!
CD
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