Cameron has a Scottish father, but the old Etonian went down like a piece of shite on your shoe at a visit to a Fife porridge factory.
Why do these fuckers think they can come up here and try to sook in with people who are patently not interested in them or agree in any way with what they stand for? Why can't they just let Scotland go its own way and we can remain friends and we may even sell them some water at a decent rate?