DOES ANYONE REALLY GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE DUKE OF EDINBURGH?

Am I the only one fed up listening to shite about a 90 year old, pampered, Greeek twat who has had a wee heart problem?

I'm listening to the BBC news channel with some sycophantic reporter called Hume, who is trying to fill in time telling us that there are two exits that the twat might come out of and how he is going to Sandringham to spend Christmas with his German family.

WHO GIVES A FUCK?

SADDAM'S BABY SON SURVIVED FOR 6 YEARS IN HIS BUNKER EATING TINNED COUS COUS!

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Amazing pictures are emerging of SADDAM HUSSEIN'S SON who was hiding in the back of the bunker in which the AMERICANS discovered his father.

The young SADDAM has survived the last six years by eating a supply of tinned COUS COUS which his father had hidden from the soldiers.  This has obviously held back his development because although he is EIGHT YEARS OLD, he has the appearance of an EIGHTEEN MONTH OLD BABY!
The moral of this story is therefore the next time that big, TWAT of a CHEF, AINSLEY HARRIOT, suggests you cook with COUS COUS, tell him to stick it up his BIG, BLACK ARSEHOLE!