MAN CHOPS OFF HIS BALLS IN THE HOPE OF BECOMING A WOMAN!

A man who was desperate to become a woman carried out a DIY sex change by slicing off his own testicles.  The 22-year-old hurled them into a park - and astonishingly waited 24 hours before going to hospital.

The man, from Chesterfield, Derbyshire, was so determined to undergo gender realignment surgery that he decided to carry it out himself without the usual anesthetics.

He told stunned doctors in Accident and Emergency that he experienced 'a lot less pain' than he had expected - before doctors stitched his wounds and offered him psychiatric help.

Anybody that desperate, should be given a fanny forthwith.  In fact I think he deserves a nice wee pair of tits to go with it. 

**SHOWBIZ NEWS** KATIE PRICE'S TITS START TO DROOP!

KATIE'S BIG DROOPY TITS YESTERDAY

Katie Price usually only appears in public manicured to within an inch of her life and her tits firmly hitched up under a pair of onion sacks tied together with a bit of string.
But the glamour model was snapped yesterday with THE FUCKERS hanging out like a pair of big soft zeppelins at an equestrian event in Birmingham and they're GETTING FUCKING DROOPY!
Katie, 31, claims she doesn't care, but recent events including her very public divorce from Peter Andre are clearly affecting the star's TITS


It is rumoured that her new boyfriend, a CAGE FIGHTER WHO LIKES TO DRESS AS A WOMAN, is in the habit of swinging from KATIE'S TITS which is straining the SILICON BAGS!

**NEXT WEEK AN EXPOSE ON THE SIZE OF PETER ANDRE'S KNOB!**

HOW THICK ARE UNIONIST M.S.P.s?

UNIONIST M.S.P.s YESTERDAY

How fucking thick are UNIONIST M.S.P.s?


I have never been so embarrassed for my country today listening to the debate from HOLYROOD and knowing it was being broadcast around the WORLD.


KENNY MacASKILL made them look like TITS, (hence the photo, these are actually Annabelle Goldie's, (Aye fuck off-Ed)). I have never seen such a bunch of self serving "TOON COONCILLERS" IN MY LIFE. Their questions and comments made to the Media were nothing short of a national scandal.


I think most of you know I was firmly in the Independence Lobby, but after watching these UNIONIST FUCKWITS this afternoon, I am beginning to wonder if I am right. After all in 50 years some of these TWATS might be in power.


How can you possibly try and politicise what the Scottish Government decided to do to show some compassion towards MEGRAHI? Send him to a HOSPICE? Give me a fucking break! Keep him in a house in NEWTON MEARNS? Don't be so fucking stupid.

(BTW, did you see that Prick Murphy on telly wearing a Jewish skull cap because he has a big Jewish population in his constituency. What a fucking PONCE!)

It was obvious to anyone with half a brain, (so that lets out Tavish Scott then), that the decision that was taken was the only one that could be taken in the circumstances.