WTF HAS IT GOT TO DO WITH US?

Foreign Secretary William Hague has backed military options to oust the Ivory Coast president after he refused to hand over power in recent elections.
Laurent Gbagbo has refused to cede power to rival Alassane Ouattara, recognised by the international community as having won recent elections.

The last time I looked, the Ivory Coast was a former French colony.  The League of African Nations, or whatever they call themselves, and the UN are on the case.  So Mr Hague, can you please tell me, WHAT THE FUCK HAS IT GOT TO DO WITH US?

SPY CHOKED ON PIECE OF MEAT! ROFLMFAO!

TAMPA, Fla. — An autopsy shows that a top Russian spy who defected to the U.S. choked to death on a piece of meat.

The 53-year-old spy died suddenly June 13.

Tretyakov had run the Russian espionage operation from the United Nations before he defected in 2000. Tretyakov later said his agents helped the Russian government steal nearly $500 million from the U.N.'s oil-for-food program in Iraq.

So, he choked on a bit of meat, eh?  That would be just after he padlocked himself into a sports bag, presumably!