LAGARDE-"I'VE GOT THE MONEY FROM THE IMF, I'M OFF"!

GREEK BAILOUT TO COST BRITAIN £650M-WE DEMAND CORFU!

A GREEK GIRL SUNBATHING IN CORFU YESTERDAY

Greece was last night handed a generous national bailout by its euro partners which will end up costing British taxpayers more than £600million a year.  In a move aimed at shoring up dwindling confidence in the stricken country, the 16 euro zone members announced they would lend 30billion euros this year alone.
Germany and France agreed that Athens should receive preferential cut-price loans to stave off a financial crisis.

But another cash injection from the International Monetary Fund means Britain will have to pay part of a further £13billion bill to prop up Greece in the money markets.  Because the UK contributes 5 per cent of the IMF annual budget, this would equate to a £650million bill for the taxpayer.

If Germany and France want to bail out GREECE, then they should pay for it entirely.  The EURO EXPERIMENT was their doing entirely and BRITAIN WHICH IS NOT IN THE EUROZONE, shouldn't have to contribute towards it.  How come we contribute 5% to the IMF.  I thought we were skint!

If we have to, WE SHOULD DEMAND CORFU as retribution!

BRITAIN MORE SUCCESSFUL UNDER JOHN MAJOR THAN LABOUR

The economy has suffered its worst decade of growth since the Second World War, figures revealed yesterday.

The findings, which show a far worse performance than under the Tories in the 1990s, raise serious doubts about Labour's claims to superior handling of the economy during its 13 years in power.  Gross domestic product, which is the country's total economic output, rose just 1.7 per cent a year in real terms, which means the figures have been adjusted for inflation.


At this low level, the last decade has been Britain's weakest period of economic expansion of any ten-year period since the 1940s, according to the research based on figures from the Office for National Statistics.

As usual Labour's ability to handle the economy properly is brought into question.  It has always been so, Labour fuck it up and the Tories have to take years to mend it.  Callaghan's mob was the same the last time having to call in the INTERNATIONAL MONETRY FUND to bail Britain out.  It's like declaring yourself bankrupt.  WHAT AN EMBARRASSMENT the whole Labour mess has become.

In my opinion, there are only two ways to vote in Britain at the coming GE.  In England  a Conservative vote although I wouldn't discount UKIP in the right circumstances.  In Scotland the only vote is a vote for the SNP who at least will stick up for SCOTLAND over the next five years or so.  REMEMBER LABOUR'S FEEBLE FIFTY when Maggie Thatcher was in power.  WHAT A JOKE!

IMF SAYS BRITAIN'S DEBT CRISIS IS THE WORST

Britain will have the biggest debt of any major economy next year, according to the International Monetary Fund. The Government budget deficit will soar to £191billion, the Washington-based organisation has warned.



The figure - which equates to £7,600 for every family in Britain - is far higher than the Treasury's official forecast of £175billion.

The latest IMF report has revised its estimates for the scale of Britain's deficit upwards.
It predicts that by 2010, the UK's debt will equate to 13.3 per cent of gross domestic product - compared with 9.7 per cent for the U.S.


I seem to remember Labour types making a fool of Alec Salmond's 'Arc of Prosperity'.

THEY' RE SAYING FUCK ALL NOW!

A STATEMENT BY THE PRIME MINISTER

Now I know we in the Labour party have been telling you for 12 years that all resources should be "Target driven".

Well I have decided currently that is a LOAD OF SHITE.

SO WE ARE GOING FOR PLAN "B".

We are going to build 1200 new houses in England. Unfortunately we can't afford it as the Bank of England says we're FUCKED, ECONOMICALLY SPEAKING, (Alistair remind me to sack that KING BASTARD), so someone else will have to have money taken off their budget. Scotland for instance.

We are also going to finally increase the numbers of Teachers, Policemen, Solders, Traffic Wardens, Civil Servants etc., you get the gist. Again there is no money but Scotland will I am sure help.

In 2012 when Alistair says there might be some money we will also spend like fuck. NO CUTS FOR US. We know we won't get elected anyway. But if we do we can take some more money from the Scots.

OH SHITE, THE SCOTS WILL BE INDEPENDENT BY THEN, WE'LL NEED TO ASK THE I.M.F.!