DARK LOCHNAGAR GOES TOPLESS!

No, I'M NOT GOING TOPLESS YOU TWATS, THE BIRD IS.


With apologies to my female readers and purely in the name of meaningful research, I give you a topless picture of KATIE GREEN, a natural beauty, as opposed to her namesake and more famous KATIE PRICE, a FUCKING, TALENTLESS WHORE WITH PLASTIC TITS!

KATIE GREEN WAS THE GIRL WHO RECENTLY CHUCKED THAT UGLY BASTARD, LEMBIT OPIK!

I know which I prefer!

SHOWBIZ NEWS-ANT AND DEC SIGN NEW £15M DEAL

Ant and Dec will sign a new exclusive deal with ITV chiefs within days - but are set to lose £5million from their current £20million deal.

£15 MILLION FOR THOSE TALENTLESS FUCKWITS! WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN THIS WORLD!

I WOULD RATHER GIVE THE MONEY TO THE BANKERS IN BONUSES!