WHEN WILL THE WEST STOP MEDDLING?

Syria: fall of Bashar al-Assad 'will bring war to Middle East, warns Iraq

Iraq has raised renewed fears that the Middle East will be engulfed by sectarian bloodshed if Syria's President Bashar al-Assad is deposed as the country falls into civil war.

 

'The killing or removal of President Bashar in any way will explode into an internal struggle between two groups and this will have an impact on the region,' said Mr Maliki.

We see Egypt being taken over by extremists, Libya will be the same.  When will our politicians realise that these countries are tribal societies?  The agenda of course is being pushed by Israel who as usual are letting the Yanks and us, do their work for them.  It's a surprise all these unexplained explosions in Iran, isn't it?

BRITISH TROOPS ARE SMELLY BASTARDS SAY YANKS

Troops are accused of being SMELLY BASTARDS!


A LEAKED US memo has accused British troops in Afghanistan of suffering from problems of "personal hygiene".

The report claims the commander declared: "Your standards of personal hygiene aren't good enough, and you have too many STINKY PUBIC AREAS. The Ministry of Defence last night dismissed the reports, saying the claims of one unnamed American commander were contradicted by dozens of on-the-record comments by US military chiefs praising THE HYGENE of UK forces in Afghanistan

An MoD spokesman said: "IT'S NOT FAIR, WE DON'T HAVE AS MUCH SOAP AS THEM AND WHAT WE HAVE HAS TO SHARED OUT. When it gets handed down from the OFFICERS' MESS, there is usually only a sliver and it is covered in PUBIC HAIRS AND BUM DEBRIS.

"We can only work with what we have. We don't want to smell like FUCKING ORCHIDS, like the YANKS do because the FUCKING TALIBAN can set off their roadside bombs WHEN THEY SMELL US. Better to blend in and be FUCKING SMELLY LIKE ONE OF THE ARAB BASTARDS, that way we don't get killed as much.

It's alright for the YANKEE WANKERS IN THEIR HELICOPTERS, the TALIBAN can't smell them at 3000 feet. We have to smell the POOFTAHS when we are on joint maneuvers and they smell like A WHORE'S KNICKERS!