A pornographic magazine for the blind has been launched - complete with braille text and raised pictures of naked men and women.
Among the 17 raised images include a naked woman in a 'disco pose', a woman with 'perfect breasts' and a 'male love robot'. The book was designed by Lisa Murphy and is called Tactile Minds. It is designed to be 'enjoyed' by the blind and visually impaired - and is on sale for £150.
WTF is that all about? I always thought that looking at porn was a kind of LONESOME OCCUPATION. I mean if you're blind and you've got to read it by RUNNING YOUR HAND OVER IT, and I think you can guess where I'm going here, do you have to get someone to CHOKE THE MONKEY? And for £150, there's places where you could get at least 15 BJs for the same money. KILMARNOCK, for instance. And for that sort of money you'd also get B&B FOR A FORTNIGHT!
