The European single currency is facing an 'inevitable break-up' a leading French bank claimed yesterday.
Strategists at Paris-based Société Générale said that any bailout of the stricken Greek economy would only provide 'sticking plasters' to cover the deep- seated flaws in the eurozone bloc. The stark warning came as the euro slipped further on the currency markets and dire growth figures raised the prospect of a 'double-dip' recession in the embattled zone.
Meanwhile our MAN IN THE KNOW, the Business Secretary, LORD FONDLEBUM said earlier this week, "the EURO has been a remarkable success! It is in BRITAIN'S INTEREST to join as soon as possible". FUCK ME, let's hope he never gets his FINGER ON THE NUCLEAR BUTTON!
Trouble is after Greece, it will be Spain, Portugal, Ireland and then they'll COME FOR US! The only consolation is that if the EURO collapses then the whole PARASITIC MONOLITH MIGHT COME TUMBLING DOWN!
