It's easy to be cheery when you're MINCEY WITH HIS MP'S PENSION, HIS EC PENSION, HIS LORDS EXPENSES AND HIS MINISTERIAL SALARY.
Still it's not all good news. I am told he likes a wee discreet BUNG two or three times a week!
RIGHT THAT'S IT. THE GLOVES ARE OFF! FROM NOW ON, I'M JUST GOING TO SAY WHAT I THINK!