A man carrying a huge ERECTION has been arrested after allegedly trying to break out of the home of Paris Hilton in Los Angeles.
The US heiress and whore was in the house masturbating when the suspect scratched on her front door and windows at 6am. " For Fuck's sake, let me out! I can't take any more", he screamed.
Miss Hilton saw him on security cameras as she climaxed and was heard shouting, "bring me that HARD-ON you FUCKING WHOREMAISTER", in a Scottish voice as they had been re-enacting a sex game called, Aberdeen man shags a sheep that's got it's head caught in the fence. Her boyfriend was also believed to have been in the house at the time, but he had been tied up to the bed, whilst Miss Hilton had been sticking strangely shaped things up his arse!
The suspect did not get out of the house, before the FBI broke in and rescued him, by firstly giving him an injection of SODIUM PENTATHOL in his COCK, to TAKE DOWN THE SWELLING, thus enabling him to get his pants back on.
Miss Hilton has been arrested by Los Angeles Police for statutory rape and boyfriend buggery, although she has maintained through her Lawyers that she was only administering a suppository.
