AAH, THOSE LOVELY SCOUSERS!

THE owner of the Boston Red Sox has fulfilled a life-long ambition of surrounding himself with thousands of whining bastards who want to steal his car.

Liverpudlians would arrive in Boston with nothing but a small bag of stuff they'd nicked

As he took over Liverpool FC, John W Henry said it was a day he had dreamed of since he was a boy standing at the docks in Boston listening to Scousers getting off the boat and moaning about how they hadn't found anything worth thieving yet.

He added: "Boston was a gateway for generations of immigrants. The Irish, so filled with violent hate and magical bullshit. The Scots, so angry, so eye-wateringly pungent - and even the odd Welshman, who then had to pretend to be Irish to avoid being tossed into the harbour.

"But it was always the Liverpudlians who fascinated me the most, with their disgusting accents, their mind-numbingly pathetic sense of humour and their transparent desire to steal everything my family owned.

"I thought to myself, 'one day I want to spend a huge amount of time with these people'. 

"'I want to place myself at the heart of their community and spend hours and hours listening to their childish demands in a room where everything is bolted to the floor'."




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RBS OWED £237M BY LIVERPOOL FC, WTF?

Royal Bank of Scotland has dismissed claims that it has been in discussions with any potential bidder for Liverpool FC, which owes the bank £237m.  (WTF, it should be!)
The current owners have tried to put a valuation of £650m to £800m on the club, which they acquired in 2007 when they paid £220m to buy out existing shareholders and take on £45m of debt.  Huang is said to have offered £325m. The Americans are under pressure to agree a deal or risk RBS pressing for repayment of the entire debt, driving Liverpool into an ignominious administration.

I don't doubt that Liverpool FC are worth the £237m that they owe RBS.  But why the fuck have RBS extended that size of a loan to them.  That must be taking about £35m per annum to finance.
Manchester United are reportedly £800m in debt, yet both they and Liverpool continue to pay mind-boggling salaries to talentless fuckwits, £120k, £180k, £200k per week!  Fucking obscene!  At least Man Utd are in the Champions League, Liverpool are in the wilderness and they still pay Fernando Torres ridiculous amounts of money.  Now I don't doubt that the lad can score a decent goal or two, but he's always injured.  It must be obvious to Liverpool FC, that he can only manage about 20 games a season.  That's no use.  Punt the bastard and pay back our bank some money that you owe us.

Is the whole Premiership built on sand and is this the year, it IMPLODES? 

p.s. Sorry to anyone who arrived here expecting the usual sparkling, politically incisive post, but there was FUCK ALL WORTH EXPLORING!  ;-((