MAN GETS FINED £4,000 FOR DOSE OF THE CRABS!

A keen environmentalist has been ordered to pay £4,000 after catching, cooking and eating endangered native crabs.
Christopher Hemsley, 41, thought he was doing a good deed by catching what he believed to be invasive American signal crabs in a trap his wife had bought him.
 A nosey bastard spotted them and alerted the Environment Agency, which called in the police.    When told what the crustaceans were, Hemsley admitted killing white-clawed crabs contrary to the Wildlife and Countryside Act 1981; and taking fish in an inland water with a trap without a licence, contrary to the Salmon and Freshwater Fisheries Act 1975.
Diana Matthews, chairman of magistrates, imposed a fine of £3,500 for killing the crabs and £400 for trapping them, and ordered to pay £85 costs and £15 victim surcharge, making a total of £4000.

FUCK ME!   £4K FOR SOME CRABS!  I had a mate got a dose of the CRABS IN THAILAND and came back to MOTHERWELL and opened  A SEAFOOD RESTAURANT!

RUBBISH PILES UP AS BINS NOT LIFTED FOR FIVE WEEKS BECAUSE OF SNOW AND ICE!

Thousands of homeowners have been left with mounting piles of rubbish because councils have refused to empty bins for five weeks due to the weather.

It's a GOOD THING that the HUN didn't win the last war as I don't think some PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY could have suffered CONCENTRATION CAMPS or MASS EXTERMINATION if they can't face A WEE BIT OF SNOW AND THE RUBBISH PILING UP!

Still two consolations, the RUBBISH WON'T BE SMELLING AT THESE TEMPERATURES and it'll KEEP IT NICE AND FRESH FOR THE TRAMPS!