Scots are booziest in Britain
By Campbell hic! Gunn
SCOTS consume 25 per cent more alcohol per head than drinkers across the rest of Britain.
The average adult now drinks the equivalent of nearly 540 pints of beer or 46 bottles of vodka a year.
Startling new figures to be published today show that the 50.5 million litres of pure alcohol sold in Scotland in 2009 was enough for every drinker over 18 to exceed the weekly male drinking guidelines every week. The figures also suggest Scots are out-drinking their counterparts in the rest of Britain by an average of two-and-a-half pints or large glasses of wine per week.
EASY! for the old SCOTLAND! We've showed those SOFT SOUTHERN POOOOFTERS! WEARRAPEEPEL! Shove your MINIMUM PRICING UP YOUR BIG FAT LARDARSE SALMOND! CIRRHOSIS OF THE LIVER, HERE WE COME! You don't see us FALLING ABOUT PISHED AND FIGHTING!
Well not unless you work in A&E, you don't.
