McDONALDS CHARGE BLACK PEOPLE EXTRA!

 

What a great idea!  Who could we charge extra for a Bigmac?  What about fat bastards?  What about Jews, because of the bacon content?  What about Labour supporters, just because?  What about Kilmarnock FC fans, because they're smelly bastards?  What about the  Police, because they can shove their tasers up their arse and probably taser each other's arse?  What about Catholics because the Pope is a wanker.  What about Protestants, because they shouldn't have, they should have stood and got fleeced by the Holy 'C'?  What about Tony Blair, because he's a fuckpig.  What about JIM MURPHY, because he's ALL OF THE ABOVE.

                       

Ah the list is endless.  Who would you add?

FATHER STOPPED FROM TAKING PHOTO OF SON, 4, IN CASE HE WAS A PAEDOPHILE

A father was stopped from taking a photo of his son on a children's train ride after an over-zealous security guard accused him of being a paedophile.



Kevin Geraghty-Shewan, 48, was approached by the guard after he took the picture of his four-year-old son Ben on the toy engine outside a shop. He was then threatened with arrest after refusing to hand his mobile phone containing the picture after a row with a policeman.

Just what is this fucking country coming to?  We are SO UP OUR OWN COLLECTIVE ARSE with PC legislation that it is no longer possible to live a normal life as our parents would have recognised it.

We have to get rid of this STINKING, PILE, OF PUTRID, LABOUR SHITE AND GET ON WITH A NORMAL LIFE!

£1000 FINE FOR PUTTING FOOD SCRAPS IN WRONG BIN!

Householders could be fined £1,000 if they throw food scraps and potato peelings into the dustbin under a Government 'zero waste' policy. They will be forced to sift through their rubbish for anything that can be recycled, reused, rotted or burnt for electricity. The crackdown will create so much recyclable material that homes could be given five wheelie bins and waste boxes to cope.

Now don't get me wrong, I don't mind a bit of sensible recycling, although I do baulk at washing out the baked bean cans and taking the labels off, ( Mrs D.L. is very consciousness), but these plans are the usual, JOBSWORTH, TOTALITARIAN, LABOUR SHITE.

It WILL be a full time job just PUTTING THE FUCKING RUBBISH OUT!