Their forthcoming nuptials have already spawned an avalanche of kitsch. Now, the latest souvenir off the production line will have Prince William and Kate Middleton immortalised in, er, wool.
The interactive book Knit Your Own Royal Wedding, which goes on sale in March, enables readers to craft the year's most talked-about marriage in yarn.
The book is available now at a special discounted rate of £19.98 from DL Enterprises, where four equal monthly payments of only £4.99 can be arranged by quoting your bank account number and three digit security code on the back of your debit card. Cheques and cash are also acceptable. This is just the first in a line of special wedding souvenirs which will be available. Leave your account number now, to avoid disappointment.
