An amazing photograph, (above), of ADOLF HITLER as a baby has emerged from an archive of early German colour photography from 1897.
The pictures show a young Adolf, lovingly dressed by his mother in a STORM-TROOPER'S UNIFORM at the age of 18 months being GOOSESTEPPED out of his local KINDERGARTEN. Baby Adolf had been a bad boy that day, setting light to one of his playmates who happened to be JEWISH with some VULCAN matches his Papa had given him. Shortly before that the playful Adolf had eaten a Russian Girl's Lunch and taken a DUMP on a little FRENCH BOY who had recently joined the class.
He would have run amok entirely had not a plucky BRITISH LAD given him a 'BLOODY NOSE' whilst shouting, "TAKE THAT, FRITZ, YOU BOUNDER"!
