INDIA SAYS SHOVE YOUR AID UP YOUR ARSE!

Pranab Mukherjee and other Indian ministers tried to terminate Britain’s aid to their booming country last year - but relented after the British begged them to keep taking the money, The Sunday Telegraph can reveal.

The disclosure will fuel the rising controversy over Britain’s aid to India.

The country is the world’s top recipient of British bilateral aid, even though its economy has been growing at up to 10 per cent a year and is projected to become bigger than Britain’s within a decade.

Last week India rejected the British-built Typhoon jet as preferred candidate for a £6.3 billion warplane deal, despite the Development Secretary, Andrew Mitchell, saying that Britain’s aid to Delhi was partly “about seeking to sell Typhoon.” 

OK, SHOVE IT UP YOUR BIG DELHI ARSE THEN!!!!

THE SHITHOUSE IS LIKE A SHITHOUSE SAYS ENGLISH ORGANISER!

New pictures released today have revealed the full horrid squalor facing competitors arriving at the Commonwealth Games athletes' village.

The pictures, taken by a D.L. undercover reporter, show dirty bathrooms, exposed electricity cables, bedsheets covered in animal footprints, and flooding in filthy toilets and basins.

Geoffrey Smithers who is there checking out the English Athletes' accommodation says the shithouses are like shithouses.  Hamish McDonald for the Scots says the shitehouses are like shitehouses, whilst Dai Jones for the Welsh says, there's lovely, Boyo!  The toilets are all done in a lovely marble, which is nice since the Welsh athletes are used to outside toilets ,like the one below:

So they're very happy Welsh Bunnies!

INDIAN HIJACK PLOT NEARLY CAUSES PANIC-ALERT DOWNGRADED

INDIAN TERROR PLOT FOILED



FEARS that Islamist terrorists plan to hijack an Indian passenger jet and crash it into a British city helped to prompt this weekend’s heightened terror alert.

MI5 later learned that the target was BIRMINGHAM and nobody would be able to tell.  The warning has now been downgraded to a couldn't give a shit.