Never let it be said I don't give you bastards good info. It has come to my attention from a source who will remain nameless, how to get an additional LANDFILL WHEELIE BIN.
If you have young children, (Rab), phone the council and tell them that you need another landfill bin because of the NUMBER OF SHITEY NAPPIES you have.
If your children are grown up, phone them and tell them that either you, YOUR PARTNER, or indeed both of you, PISH (or shit) YOURSELVES and you need another bin to take the INCONTINENCE PADS!
Sign a form, they never check your bin,
SORTED!
P.S. IT'S EASIER TO BLAME YOUR PARTNER.
