SEE, I TOLD YOU ABOUT WEATHER IN SCOTLAND!

And this is what we laughingly call summer!

NEW "EL NINO" IS FORMING-HOT WEATHER AHEAD!

New El Niño threatens world with weather woe
Forecasters say this one is brewing up to be the second-strongest on record

But the good news is; BRITAIN WILL BE WARMER IN 2010 WITH A WARM SUMMER FORECAST!

(Unless of course that ONE-EYED, JONAH, BASTARD GETS A HOLD OF IT)!

You heard it here first. I expect plaudits next summer!