WATCH OUT FOR ANOTHER DISASTER IN HAITI!

GORDON BROWN SPEAKS AT A CONFERENCE IN SUPPORT OF HAITIAN CHARITIES ON SATURDAY IN LONDON AFTER BUYING ALL THE CORRUGATED IRON IN BRITAIN.

WELL THAT'S HAITI FUCKED FOR THE SECOND TIME.  YOU CAN EXPECT A TSUNAMI OR A PLAGUE OF LOCUSTS ANY DAY NOW!

A GREAT PICTURE OF HOPE FROM HAITI.

"Kiki" pulled out of the rubble of his house with his sister after 8 days buried.  I know he'll probably have a shit life, but what a great photo!

RELIEF AID FOR HAITI-WHY AM I GETTING CONFUSED?

The European Union has promised to provide more than 420 million euros (£369m) in aid to help those affected by the devastating earthquake in Haiti. 
The money will deliver both emergency and long-term assistance to the country which was torn apart by the magnitude 7.0 quake.

Now don't please get me wrong.  I think that we individually and nationally should contribute to the Haiti appeal.  Ax I've said I've been to that Island many times on holiday and the suffering and devastation are insufferable.

But here's what I don't understand.  Since the Lisbon Treaty was ratified, we in Britain are now part of the EU one hundred percent.  So if the EU is giving £369m towards the disaster, why is Cyclops in London pledging another £20m.  Now I don't mind if the GREAT LEADER says to the EU, "look we in Britain would also like to contribute something, so we'll chip in a bit more into the pot."  As a net contributor, Britain's share of the EU's assistance will already be a big percentage of the total.

So why isn't Arsewipe going or indeed the EU going to countries like Estonia and saying, "look you're net beneficiaries from the EU,  would you mind chipping in £5m to the pot".  I suppose what I'm trying to say without sounding callous, IS WHY ARE WE CONTRIBUTING TWICE, WHEN we are the last major EU ECONOMY TO COME OUT OF RECESSION?  And why when we are now an integral part of the EU, don't we let them CONTRIBUTE FOR ALL OF US?

PAT ROBINSON EVANGELIST-NUTJOB OR PROPHET?

Perhaps the most distasteful reaction to a natural disaster that it's possible to come out with:

On his show “700 Club” - put out on the Christian Broadcasting Network - American TV Evangelist Pat Robinson suggested Haiti’s earthquake might be the result of a pact with the Devil:


"Something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. They were under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon III, or whatever.  "And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, we will serve you if you'll get us free from the French. True story. And so, the devil said, okay it's a deal… ever since, they have been cursed by one thing after the other"

Now whilst I appreciate his foundation is working in Haiti to help relieve the suffering of the victims, in my opinion these far right so called CHRISTIAN Prophets are as bad in their own way as Abu Hamza.

My vote is for NUTJOB! 

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIVING IN THE DEVELOPED WORLD AND A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY!

A floor collapsed beneath a group of about 20 members of Weight Watchers as they gathered to compare how many pounds they had shed over Christmas.

Members of the weight-loss club were lining up to compare readings on the scales when they heard a bang as the floor came away from the walls of their meeting room in Växjö in southern Sweden.  “We suddenly heard a huge thud – we almost thought it was an earthquake and everything flew up in the air. The floor collapsed in one corner of the room and along the walls,” one of the those present told the Smålandsposten newspaper.  They abandoned the room as the floor started to give way in other areas.

That's the difference between living in a developed country and the third world.  In Sweden some fat bastards thought it was an earthquake after they caused the floor to collapse while trying not to eat food while in Haiti, it was an earthquake and they don't have ANY FOOD to eat.

When they say it's an ill divided world, I SUPPOSE THAT'S WHAT THEY MEAN!