THAT'LL BE YOUR FINAL SALARY PENSION FUCKED THEN!

European Union pension rules could spell the end of final salary schemes in Britain, experts warned last night.

Hundreds of employers may be forced to abandon their schemes under planned Brussels regulations that critics say will push up the cost of administering funds by up to 90 per cent. 

The National Association of Pension Funds warned the plans would be the ‘final nail in the coffin’ of final salary pensions. 

Slowly but steadily the creep of EU socialism and totalitarianism,  is creeping over the land.  They now want to hand your final salary scheme to the multi-national insurance companies who administer them, so that your pension is a lottery.  The lottery being the state of the stock market when you retire and are forced to buy an annuity.  This will have a direct effect on the income you can depend to get in your retirement and how much your wife or in these PC days, your partner, can expect to get when you pop your clogs.


I could never understand when I was in the industry, why they couldn't just give you the money that was in your retirement pot to do with what you wanted.  Now, of course, I realise the relationship between politicians and large companies, with the palms of them all and in particular the EU, getting greased on a regular basis.  I wish to fuck, I knew what I know now, forty years ago.  My career path would have been different, believe me.  I'd have married a Jewess, gone into politics and lived life high on the hog.


Too fucking late now.  All I can do now, is to moan like fuck and hope some young person chances by and reads my musings.  Not that there's anything wrong with you old twats,  that normally pass by!

SPEED CAMERAS WHICH CHECK IF YOU'VE GOT A BIT OF SPINACH IN YOUR TEETH!

Even the most law-abiding driver might feel a shiver down the spine when spotting this speed camera at the roadside. 

For as well as detecting speeding, it is packed with gizmos that check number plates to make sure insurance and tax are up to date.

It also measures the distance between vehicles to spot tailgating and takes pictures of the inside of the car – to make sure you are wearing a seat belt, (or if anyone is giving the driver a blowjob)

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The latest weapon in speed camera technology can capture footage from 150ft away.

It is the first to detect multiple offences at the same time and is connected to police computers via satellite, so that prosecutions can be started within seconds of any offence.

Development of the system, known as Asset – Advanced Safety and Driver Support for Essential Road Transport – is being funded with around £7million of European money. 

Now, don't get me wrong, I've always had tax and insurance.  But, is there not a fundamental issue being raised here.  We are already the most watched nation in the world with CCTV cameras catching us if we even fart in the wrong place, now we have a traffic camera which can tell if, our tax disc is out of date and if we're wearing our seat belt.  Again, I always wear my seat belt since it saved my life in an accident in Ireland years ago, but if I want to go flying out of my windscreen, surely that is fucking up to me?  Are they not out of date anyway with all these air bags, we have now?

The important part of this story is, 'with around £7m of European money'.  I might have known that the Marxist control freaks in the EU, would be behind it.  I have people come on here and make comments that I am a conspiracy theorist.  Well guys, I'll tell you one thing, when I see EU control freakery at work like this, it doesn't change my mind.