PICKLES WORRIES ABOUT GYPOS INVADING HIS LOCAL PUB!

Gipsies could take advantage of the extended Royal Wedding bank holiday weekend to set up illegal camps while council officials are enjoying the vacation, Eric Pickles, the Communities Secretary, has warned. 


He is also concerned that the sneaky bastards will invade his local pub on Easter Monday and make him wait for his Ploughman's lunch, while getting pissed on cheap cider.  "These wankers just move in and before you know where you are the bastards are away with the best of the Cheddar.  All you're left with is some stinking French muck, which is an anathema for a Yorkshireman like myself.  The bastards shouldn't be allowed into the country", the corpulent trougher said.  When told, that the Gypos had actually been born here, a now drunk Pickles told reporters, that he blamed Gordon Brown and his nephew @ElmerGrayFudd, now the leader of Labour in Scotland.

A COMMENT FROM TORY CHAIRMAN'S BLOG

There follows a comment on Tory Chairman, Eric Pickle's blog on which most of the comments are criticising Cameron's backtracking on Europe.

Ok moaners, you have made your point, Go ahead and vote elsewhere and condemn the rest of the country to another disastrous five years of Mr Brown.  The Lisbon Treaty exists, ratified by every EU country including ours. Blame Brown not Cameron for this, including no referendum for our voters before we ratified it.  The issue of a future vote on withdrawing from the EU is another question needing probably a year of informed debate. I suspect most people would opt for the status quo rather than face an uncertain future of UK on its own. Comparisons with the Norway solution is wishful thinking. Norway has a population only the size of Birmingham and massive oil and gas reserves in the North Sea, plus hydo-electric power.

SOUNDS LIKE ANOTHER COUNTRY I KNOW!