A man was arrested during a demonstration by the E.D.L. in MANCHESTER yesterday for doing a HUGE SHITE in the street.The SHITE which is clearly visible in bottom right of the above photograph is thought to be THE BIGGEST TURD recorded so far this year. The man in question is said to have been drinking large amounts of GUINNESS for the last six weeks.
THE PILE OF SHITE was still seen to be STEAMING several hours later.
A Police Spokesman said in a later statement, " THE SMELL WAS FUCKING TERRIBLE"!
