WHY DO WE PUT UP WITH THE BBC?

Dog lost at Loch Glascarnoch reunited with owner

 

A hillwalker has been reunited with his dog after it was lost for four nights in the mountains near Loch Glascarnoch between Inverness and Ullapool.

The above story is pulled straight from the BBC news page.  It will no doubt be reported on in the BBC Scotland bulletin tonight at 6.30.  Is it any wonder why people ask, with the financial world in turmoil and peoples' lives being affected on a daily basis, why they have to pay a fee for this sentimental shite?  The BBC on Monday had a really good investigation into Musa Kusa and his apparent freedom in Qatar, after being released by the British Authorities.  This is more the type of thing we want to see, not pish about some dog lost for four days, FFS.

If this is the best that BBC Scotland can come up with then the idea of a Scottish 6 o'clock news should be hit very squarely on the head!

DOGS MADE TO POSE IN UNNATURAL POSITIONS FOR YOGA CALENDAR

Several species of DOGS were made to pose in unnatural positions for a new calendar outlining the benefits of YOGA.

AN R.S.P.C.A. spokesmen told Dark Lochnagar, "this is cruel and you can see the anguish etched on the faces of the dogs which were forced to take part. If we find the fucker that brought out this calendar, we're going to get a fucking big Doberman to bite them in the balls or if it is a woman, the fanny. We won't stand for this type of behaviour, fuck me, before you know where you are, some oriental fuckers will be eating them!"

DOGS GET NEW STRAIN OFGERMAN SWEINHUND FLU!

YOU JUST KNEW THERE WOULD BE SOME STUPID PRICK WHO'D GET HIS DOG A MASK!