SOCIALITE AND WHORE, Paris Hilton, is being sued because, SHE WORE THE WRONG HAIR EXTENSIONS! According to the lawsuit, filed in L.A. County Superior Court, the company is seeking $35 (£22.4m) million in damages, which is apparently ten times what Hilton was paid under contract.
IS IT ANY WONDER I DESPAIR? While us fucking proles are worrying about our jobs, mortgages, world issues, kids, immigrants, Sharia Law and paedophiles, this FUCKWIT is being paid $3.5m dollars for WEARING HAIR EXTENSIONS?
BTW, do you think that swimming suit will cleft her fanny?
A guest post by shagpile, the dirty bastard